Contact
You can contact me directly using the address chris *at* chriskelley *dot* tv.
Make sure you spell my last name correctly, or your email will wander aimlessly through the never-ending limbo
of the interwebs. Orphaned at birth, your email will be forced to raise itself on stray HTTP packets and abandoned domains, spending
it's nights under network bridges, warming itself by the side of an improperly heat-synced x-serve. Without
proper guidance, your email will lose conceptual clarity and forget the difference between right and wrong -- leeching wi-fi,
spamming forums, and trolling Reddit will become daily occurances for your email. Days turn to weeks, weeks to months, and months to
UNIX Timestamped years as your email grows old and bitter, and only at the last moment meets a Firefox memory-leak to share what's left
of life. But as the cruel truth of fate dictates, your email dies moments later, becoming just another vertically-intergrated
sob-story.
So yeah, it's K E L L E Y.
